Do yourselves a favor and get a better grasp of the pathetic mess that is one aspect of the Phish scene: PhantasyTour. These are internet using bitter asshole nerd geeks who have a strange way of speaking to eachother. If you are true angryhead reader, you need to fully experience the many realms from which the anger stems. PhantasyTour is only one. There is some really funny shit in there too, but the whole experience is quite overwhelmingly GAY. Heres what I want you do do: 1. Log onto the web. 2. go to www.phantasytour.com. 3. Click on "Phantasy Phish" (While Phantasy Bisco, McGee, and Moe are hilarious, they are only hilarious because they are real). 4. Click on "Message Boards". Spend at least twenty minutes perusing these "threads" and you will feel the hate. In a nice way.
Or just copy and paste this address http://www.phantasytour.com/phish/boards.cgi
Thanks everyone, PT kids too, for a great summer tour. Im gonna do some fishing for a while, and I will see you shitheads in Indio and then back on the East Coast in November.
It is pathetic that you have managed to manifest your homo-erotic asshole bleaching passion for phish by actually going FISHING! You are the only fan to take phish listening to that level of poignancy.
ReplyDeleteFishing in the first place is for losers who can't drink in the pleasure of their own home. Your home should be is the sewer with the rest of the parasitic rats that feed off the trash of those who can let themselves go and enjoy music. Those drugs you have to consume to watch these jumping douche bags on stage is our way of ridding your type as you have your fill, all you should want after is water.
Go sell some more shitty pot and ketamine to that orange haired freak sitting in your favorite pretencious vegetarian fart smelling east coase coffee shop.
I AM the angry head and nothing makes angrier than a poser who thinks he's actually upset that his parents didn't beat the fuck out of him with a shaving strap. Your god given right to blog have been revoked. You have nothing to be angry about other than your goddamn sunglasses are too big for you ugly fucking emaciated face. Go eat a corn fed cheeseburger and know that your only purpose is to inflate tax revenue.
You may now be asking yourself why you have continued to read such incoherent garbage passed off as a poor excuse for a rant. That's how we all feel right now. You suck so much at writing that we all secretly think that you wrote tweezer(better yet the whole shine album). Please end this project, this malnourished pet, your saddest attempt to becoming a celebrity. You are nothing but ordinary.
So here's your homework. Go to phishphanstsy.com and apologize to your relfections and then go play a fucking video game. Don't leave your home, don't talk to anyone, most importantly don't exist. Don't even give the journalist the pleasures of writing a suicide article.
You make me angry.
Yours Truly,
Champlain College