My name is Palmer. I like Phish. I am very excited for summer tour. However, like all aspects of my life, I will undoubtedly be disappointed. I have created this blog to chronicle my own bitter judgments on the shows and the scene. Topics to be covered: 1. The feckless fanbase (including, but not exclusive to, hippie-gangsters, acid-goblins, Brosephs, hippie-retards, and those dreadlocked prostitutes we all saw at Hampton) 2. Trey's sneakers.

If you like Phish enough to have found this blog, i'll probably get to your kind at some point. Only through a deep personal inventory followed by an inevitable self-loathing will we ever conquer this terrible affliction. Peace losers. See you at Fenway.